a key west experience
So, this isn't exactly my first Key West experience, but the place keeps serving up new things making it feel surprisingly fresh every time. Fortunately, they didn't get hit too particularly hard by the hurricanes this year, but I know they're always happy for more visitors - entertainment!
This here below is what it's all about. My parents made an important friendship with Beverly at Sloppy Joe's. She knows what's important - especially at a busy tourist bar in the fat of Duval Street. Non-obnoxious regulars = stiff drink. This also leads to a bell ringin good tip on the bill. Throw a few peel and eat shrimp up there and some conch fritters and I'm a very very happy clam. It's my favorite way to welcome myself back to the island. Even, I dare say, sets the tone for the whole trip.
This particular trip was a bit light on the photos, but here's a cute dog we met while taking too many tequila shots at The Schooner Wharf Bar (which we seem to just call Schooner Bar....). Another favorite spot, day or night. Also, excellent conch fritters and stiff cocktails. Though, when I end up in a place where they proudly serve Yuengling, I just can't help myself. Nostalgia takes over and I invariably drink too many and then think that tequila shots with the bartender is a good idea. Full day of hangover....
My parents take their annual visit toward the end of April coincidentally during The Conch Republic Festival - "We Seceded Where Others Failed". During the festival, there are various events including the Naval Parade & Great Battle where they reenact their fight for independence. This involves boats dousing each other with water balloons and hoses and planes dumping toilet paper out the door during flyovers. All in all, a moderately entertaining thing to do during one of their beautiful sunsets before you head off to dinner elsewhere. We usually skip over to Santiago's Bodega for tapas and sangria and NEVER NEVER regret it.
This year we FINally made the trip over to Fort Jefferson in the Dry Tortugas. This is apparently where I felt most compelled to take photos - it was actually quite breathtaking in places. Totally recommend it, but be aware, the boat ride is not for the weak stomached....We found no problem with it, but there were a solid amount of folks that couldn't hold on to their lunches...
It's an all day trip of exploring, swimming, and sweating. There's so much cool stuff to poke through along with such an interesting history. I can't really do this place justice, so definitely do some research. It has quite a checkered past.
These here below, are bird watchers. Just an FYI, if you know, you're into that sort of thing....Brian is a birdwatcher-in-training....something to look forward to.....
And THIS, this is their resident crocodile that apparently ended up down here after a hurricane. Now he terrifies the guests by just slowly s-curving his way around the fort. Pro Tip: leave him alone.....really.
Crazy that this thing is just sitting out here - WAAAAAY out here.
Then, we came home and had Screaming Shrimp and Dirty Grits for dinner and passed out. It was a magical adventure and I'm so glad we had the opportunity to go this year. Not sure I need to make the trip again for a while, but I definitely enjoyed my visit.
And this is when we had to drive back to Orlando to catch our flight home. I had a fair amount of anxiety about making it in time for our flight. Leaving on a Sunday seemed risky. And, thankfully, it was fine. We left after breakfast and made the casual trip over the water in pretty good time.
We even had a reasonable amount of time to hit up Versailles for a Cuban sandwich and a few Cortaditos. Brian wasn't enthused about the wait to be seated, but this place is a well oiled machine. We were in and out of there in less than 45 mins. I guess I wouldn't suggest going right after church gets out, but definitely go otherwise. I'm sure there were more interesting things to order, but we were quite satisfied and felt that the trip was worthwhile.
**if you've made it this far!**
A Good Key West Trip in a Nutshell:
Schooner Warf Bar to listen to Michael McCloud complain/sing and hang out with some chickens while drinking a stiff beverage.
The White Tarpon for a Key Lime Martini.
Hemingway House to check out the 6+ toed cats and creep through all his stuff and admire his pool.
The Key West Lighthouse for a nice breeze when it gets hot on the island and an even nicer view.
Half Shell Raw Bar to stuff your face with stone crab claws, peel & eat shrimp, grouper sandwiches, and Yuengling. Just get the oyster shooter too (comes with a souvenir shot glass to commemorate whatever happens afterward)
Sloppy Joe's for some tunes, a stiff cocktail, and some conch fritters.
Santiago's Bodega to eat the best meal you'll have on the island. Tapas so you can try everything.
Louie's Backyard for bowls of conch chowder. DO NOT forget to add the Bird Chile Sherry Vinegar. Go for lunch - less mosquitos.
Kermit's Key West Key Lime Shoppe for Key Lime ice cream and to grab a huge bag of Key Lime Cooler Cookies to bring home.....no seriously.
Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville for a freaking Margarita. **Tourist Alert** but, come ON - this is a "When in Rome" situation people.
There's so much more, but this is a pretty good start. NEVER underestimate the value of a good "sit at a bar and people watch". There is an unlimited supply of interesting people to observe in Key West.
I only recommend driving down to the island and back ONCE in your life. I'm going to avoid that at all costs from now on. No need for driving while on vacation. Period.
So get down there already!
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